stmtLoadChonks=preparetodie(db,"select chonkid, userid, xid, who, target, dt, noise, format from chonks where userid = ? and dt > ? order by chonkid asc")
stmtGetChatters=preparetodie(db,"select distinct(target) from chonks where userid = ?")
stmtGetUserCount=preparetodie(db,"select count(*) from users where userid > 0")
stmtGetActiveUserCount=preparetodie(db,"select count(distinct honker) from honks where whofore = 2 and dt > ?")
stmtGetLocalHonkCount=preparetodie(db,"select count(*) from honks where whofore = 2")