stmtAnyXonk=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where xid = ? order by honks.honkid asc")
stmtOneBonk=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and xid = ? and what = 'bonk' and whofore = 2")
stmtPublicHonks=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where whofore = 2 and dt > ?"+limit)
stmtEventHonks=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where (whofore = 2 or honks.userid = ?) and what = 'event'"+limit)
stmtUserHonks=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where (whofore = 2 or whofore = ?) and username = ? and dt > ?"+limit)
stmtHonksForUser=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and dt > ? and honker in (select xid from honkers where userid = ? and flavor = 'sub' and combos not like '% - %')"+butnotthose+limit)
stmtHonksForUserFirstClass=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and dt > ? and (what <> 'tonk') and honker in (select xid from honkers where userid = ? and flavor = 'sub' and combos not like '% - %')"+butnotthose+limit)