stmtOneXonk=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and xid = ?")
stmtPublicHonks=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honker = '' and dt > ?"+limit)
stmtUserHonks=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honker = '' and username = ? and dt > ?"+limit)
stmtHonksForUser=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and dt > ?"+butnotthose+limit)
stmtHonksForUser=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and dt > ? and honker in (select xid from honkers where userid = ? and flavor = 'sub' and combos not like '% - %')"+butnotthose+limit)
stmtHonksForMe=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"where honks.userid = ? and dt > ? and whofore = 1"+butnotthose+limit)
stmtHonksByHonker=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"join honkers on honkers.xid = honks.honker where honks.userid = ? and honkers.name = ?"+butnotthose+limit)
stmtHonksByCombo=preparetodie(db,selecthonks+"join honkers on honkers.xid = honks.honker where honks.userid = ? and honkers.combos like ?"+butnotthose+limit)