stmtLoadDoover=preparetodie(db,"select tries, username, rcpt, msg from doovers where dooverid = ?")
stmtZapDoover=preparetodie(db,"delete from doovers where dooverid = ?")
stmtZonkIt=preparetodie(db,"update honks set what = 'zonk' where userid = ? and xid = ?")
stmtThumbBiter=preparetodie(db,"select zonkerid from zonkers where ((name = ? and wherefore = 'zonker') or (name = ? and wherefore = 'zurl')) and userid = ?")