stmtGetDoovers=preparetodie(db,"select dooverid, dt from doovers")
stmtLoadDoover=preparetodie(db,"select tries, username, rcpt, msg from doovers where dooverid = ?")
stmtZapDoover=preparetodie(db,"delete from doovers where dooverid = ?")
stmtThumbBiters=preparetodie(db,"select userid, name, wherefore from zonkers where (wherefore = 'zonker' or wherefore = 'zomain' or wherefore = 'zord')")
stmtThumbBiters=preparetodie(db,"select userid, name, wherefore from zonkers where (wherefore = 'zonker' or wherefore = 'zomain' or wherefore = 'zord' or wherefore = 'zilence')")
stmtFindZonk=preparetodie(db,"select zonkerid from zonkers where userid = ? and name = ? and wherefore = 'zonk'")
stmtGetZonkers=preparetodie(db,"select zonkerid, name, wherefore from zonkers where userid = ? and wherefore <> 'zonk'")
stmtSaveZonker=preparetodie(db,"insert into zonkers (userid, name, wherefore) values (?, ?, ?)")